Moon Lodge of the Upper Manitous

The Garden of Eden is located on the dark side of the moon, and when Adam and Eve ate from the Tree of deception, The patriarchal Manitou Banished them to the earth

Civilized Mans first attempts to travel back to the moon was by strapping feathers of the Golden Eagle to his body and then jumping off his grand ole cow barn, after a few attempts and reaching a middle distance, he floats back to earth, landing among a tribe of half naked Redskins in the original and ancient world of Anishinaabe. There he builds a Zeppelin that eventually takes him to his destination, which goes to show that the ancient world of the Anishinaabe has always been the ideal place for moon launchings. The people he encounters on he moon are the Manitous, eighteen feet tall (6.1/2 meters) and walk on all fours. they speak two mother tongues, but neither language has any words in it. the first, used by the common people, is an intricate code of pantomime gestures that calls for constant movement from all parts of the body, they like to pretend that they are shaman but mimic no particular animal. The second language is spoken by the upper Manitous, and consists of pure sound, a complex but unarticulated humming that closely resembles music. The moon people do not eat by swallowing food but by smelling it. there money is poetry - actual poems, written out on pieces of moon rock whose value is determined by the worth of the poem itself, The worst crime is not having a spiritual resume to brag about, and the common people are expected to show disrespect for there upper Manitous.

The longer one's nose, the more noble one's character is considered to be, among the common folk. Men with short noses are castrated and their scrotums are used as medicine bags that hang around the necks of the upper Manitous, for the moon people would rather die out as a race then be forced to live with such ugliness. There are talking books and traveling cities. When a great philosopher dies, his friends drink his blood and eat his flesh and will be expected to perform a gesture of symbolic cannibalism for over 2000 years.

Bone penises hang from the waist of men - in the same way that seventeenth-century European men used to carry swords.( I smite thee with thy inverted cross) and water fill balloons hang from the backs of the women like implants of Hollywood celibates, As a moon man explains to the confused earth man: Is it not better to honor the tools of life then the tools of death???

The earth man spends a good part of his stay in a scrotum medicine bag of one of the upper Manitous. Because he is so small, the moon Manitous think he is a talking trinket sent from Adam and Eve.

In the end, a giant Red-man throws him back to earth along with the Anti-Christ.